It takes a long time, but God dies too.
Hahahahahaha. Sorry, you just make me laugh. You utter wimp.
Anonymous

I think if you call 1-800-CRY-MORE, they’ll send you a bucket for your copious amounts of tears. They have a promo going on right now where if you buy two buckets (and you’ll probably need at least that many), they’ll include a free bandage for your hurt butt, so now’s the time to call. 

  1. ozzylot said: I wish I could just reblog this. XDD
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