It takes a long time, but God dies too.
These are people not to trust:

asongagainstsex:

mynamesjustanoose:

sillylions:

-People who sleep on their back
-People who don’t like spicy food
-People who like Dave Matthews Band

To be continued…

All of this is solid advice.

true

Anyone who sleeps on their back is a vampire.

That’s just science. 

Reblogged 3 months ago from asongagainstsex (Originally from sillylions)
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    I am all of this…
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    I always wanted to be a vampire, and now I’ve realized my dream when do I get to learn how to sparkle.
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    I sleep on my back ;__; I also sleep with both hands crossed over my chest so humans can’t drive a stake through it...
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    Anyone who sleeps on their back is a vampire. That’s just science.